A time to every purpose under heaven

There are times for joy and times for sorrow, times to plant and times to reap, a time to be born, a time to die, times to cast away stones and times to gather stones together.
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Times to include a nice photo of your wonderful, generous father-in-law on your blog because he asked you to and he asks for so little, really.

And then there are times to hightail your sweet wazoo to the bank.

This is one of those times.

We got our deposit, with interest, back from Craphound in the form of a check. He was evidently persuaded by Alex’s not-all-that-heavily-veiled threat to haul his lying, cheapskate *ss to court and bust his miserable chops for triple damages.

Shelley also barked and growled viciously at Craphound for the entire duration of his “visit” to drop off said check, behavior that is completely out of character for her. But I think it was just her adorable, little, canine way of saying, “If my pack members leave this room, scumbag, and it’s just you and me…I’m gonna rip your throat out.”

That’s my girl!

We are now hightailing it to the bank to cash that check before Craphound gets any further larcenous ideas.

(As an aside, I would like to say that I am very impressed by my husband’s courageous poison-pen letter-writing campaign. I doubt that many of Mr. Craphound’s ill-used tenants have had the cajones to tell him exactly what they think of him and, given the power relations involved, understandably enough. Feeling powerless has a way of making you feel like you can’t do anything but go off and mutter to yourself in the corner, but I think the heartwarming and valuable lesson we have learned here is that we often have more power than we think.

Or maybe it’s just that if you look up a bunch of picky legal information, you can use it as a crowbar.

Anyway, whatever. My husband, my hero…)

Speaking of landlords, our current landlord is such an angel that she’s having a better washer and dryer installed at our house this weekend. Did we ask for this? No. The current ones are perfectly fine. She just wants to give us something better.

Did I do something really good in a previous life?

I could literally weep with gratitude. So I am making a sweater with an elephant on the front of it for her daughter. Just because I want to thank her for being so much better than called for in her role.

Right now the sweater looks like this:
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A combination of Rowan’s Pure Wool DK and Debbie Bliss Rialto.

But click this link and check out the elephant design to see how cute it’s going to be: Roo Designs for Children.

I like all the designs, truth be known. I’m also very pleased with my color combination for this particular sweater:
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And now, to the bank…

10 Responses to “A time to every purpose under heaven”

  1. Lucille Says:

    Can’t believe that Craphound brought the check over so quickly! Good for you guys!

    Your father-in-law is adorable — he looks like a nice guy.

    And your new landlords are one in a million. They are the Anti-Craphounds.

  2. Sarah Says:

    Oh, my goodness, that is the cutest little elephant sweater I’ve seen in a long, long time! And you are so brave to knit intarsia. I myself never do. Hey, didn’t you knit a different elephant baby sweater long ago for a friend in Chicago?

  3. Ellen Says:

    Thanks, Lucille.

    And yes, Sarah, I did do an elephant sweater (a different one) for another friend’s baby. I have a thing for elephants, I guess.

  4. Kim Says:

    Awesome! Cute sweaters, too.

  5. Marsha Says:

    Darling sweater! and I see where Alex gets his good looks!!

  6. Shelda Says:

    Hot damn! Well, it was a very persuasive letter.

  7. Alex Says:

    Shelley and I had agreed to do a “good cop/bad dog” routine before he came by. “Listen sh*tbird, I’m your only friend in the world. But my partner here — well… let’s just say the whole ‘man’s best friend’ don’t apply, if you capiche what I’m telling you.”

  8. lovemonkey Says:

    I love your color choices too!

  9. Kate Says:

    I am way behind, so many things to say:

    1. The east coast reception looks so lovely and I am SO sad that I didn’t make it to Boston in the end. I look forward–when wedding fatigue passes–to a full viewing of all of the pictures from all three events!

    1a. Regarding the comments a few posts ago from Sherlock’s Daddy: I’m going to have to agree that the pivotal question here is the wearer, not the dress. And I say this with a graduate degree in anthropology (YES, I knew one day that degree would be useful for SOMETHING!) Ellen, I know it’s difficult to accept, but you’re just going to have to get used to the idea that your appearance has decided to laugh in the face of time and be beautiful irrespective of age. I’m sorry to be the one to break it to you, but there it is 😉

    2. Excellent choice on the elephant. (Especially in the aftermath of wedding ‘gender role hell’, how nice to give a girl something that is so mercifully unburdened by gender-assignment!)

    3. I knew your landlord was bad, but I had no idea just how bad. Yikes. Very well done, Alex and Shelley, on bringing that situation into line! And even further congratulations on the new house, which looks completely gorgeous. You are so deeply deserving!

  10. Kate Says:

    2a. Hmm, I just realized maybe I sounded silly, since pink is rather gendered. I just meant, you know, the elephants were equal-opportunity animals, which is nice!