OBX, how do we love thee?

I’m just back from North Carolina’s Outer Banks and readjusting to New England’s fabulous weather (90 degrees, 95 percent humidity, thunderstorms expected in the afternoon, one could simply weep…).

This afternoon, for instance, I was caught in a downpour without an umbrella and had to wring out my own hair once I had gained the shelter of the T Stop. I would have wrung out my shirt too if it wouldn’t have constituted public indecency.

Yes, New England is a place that reveals its charms—and there are in fact many—slowly. You must be patient. And it helps if you are a Calvinist.

Comparatively, the Outer Banks is an easy place to love, a magical place (as my OBX friend Geoff put it), a place that is rich in natural beauty:
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The sun sets over Jockey’s Ridge.

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The foam of a breaking wave on the beach.

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A picturesque walk to the fishing pier.

Then, of course, there are the wonderful things one’s younger friends do, like surf:
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Red catches a wave. If you haven’t surfed before, let me tell you, this is an achievement. It ain’t as easy as the Beach Boys make it sound. Remember that whole “That’s all there is to the coastline craze”? And “We’re loadin’ up our woody with our boards inside/and headin’ out singin’ our song”? Or who could forget, “When you catch a wave, you’ll be sittin’ on top of the world”? Yeah, well, only if you were born in Ojai. The rest of us are gonna be eatin’ a lot of sand and swallowin’ a lot of salt water before we’re singin’ our song or sittin’ on top of the world.

Or build a sand octopus…
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…named Julie.
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The Cardinal shows off his creation.

There’s all that, yes, and then there are the noble additions of humankind, like the billboard for Dirty Dick’s restaurant that is emblazoned with the legend: “I got crabs at Dirty Dick’s.”

Truly, the heart soars!

Or the surfer dude driving down Croatan Highway with his left foot out the driver’s side window and the following heartwarming message soaped onto his rear window: “Hey baby, want to ride my longboard? Lookin’ for chix…”

What can one say, but…thank heaven for little boys!

Or the tasteful mementoes, available for purchase at fine stores all along Rte. 158 and suitable for display in one’s home, of the carefree times one has spent in the OBX:
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Talk about your robust Morning Blend!

And then, there is as always the knitting:
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Here’s a close up of the Cherry Tree Hill Gems Merino sock, born in North Carolina, but fated to live out its life in Massachusetts.

Emerging intarsia elephant:
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If you look very closely on the right, you can see his trunk.

So it’s goodbye to all that (except the knitting, of course) until next year when—with any luck at all—our friends will return, the water will be fine, the sunsets will be stunning, and the Outer Banks bazooms mugs will be cheap and easy to procure.

Next year, I’m going to have a set of four accompanied by a gift card shipped to my reprobate uncle: “Dear Uncle Armbruster, Saw these, thought of you!”

4 Responses to “OBX, how do we love thee?”

  1. Bobbie Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Loved this post! Reminded me of the cheesy souveniers and funny restaurant names at Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri. My favorite thing there is giving tourists directions to the best steak place around: Dick’s Halfway Inn! And the t-shirts from there are hysterical!

  2. Ariel Says:

    Awesome – I was reading your post at work today and then I scrolled down and saw the boob mug and actually laughed out loud in my very quiet office. Then I quickly closed my browser, lest anyone see me looking at boobies (albeit ceramic ones) during the work day. Thanks for making me laugh!

  3. Diane Says:

    Thank you! This particular job is so boring (and most here lack any sense of humor at all), that I think I may be atrophying. Can’t wait to get home & show DH the jugs, oops… mugs.

  4. Red Says:

    ahaha wow… that mug was one thing in the store, another on your camera, and a completely different one when blown up across a computer screen. I can’t stop laughing. I think next year we might have to buy one just to see what the people in wings say. Or, of course, for said uncle. Or maybe they would fill them at brew thru jr? You know, as a special favor since they don’t have kegs or t-shirts.